Hey, folks! It’s me, Mrs. Who. *waves weakly* I’m doing okay. When I’m up I feel like sleeping, and when I lay down, I feel like getting up. *sigh* But I’m not in any pain…so no drugs. I really do hate having to take meds.
BR was wonderful yesterday. At one point, I was ready to up and leave…hospital gown and all. But he kept reassuring me that it would be okay.
I love that man, even though he can be crude…if you read yesterday’s post, you know what I mean. Even if the description was accurate…WARNING! FEMALE MEDICAL STUFF ABOUT TO BEGIN! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!!! Yes, the doctor had to scrape out the lining of my uterus…I hadn’t realized she would be doing that, and when the nurse tried to get me to sign the consent form, I balked and almost wanted to leave. But the doctor came over and explained it was part of the procedure because she wanted to have the lining checked for any possible cancer. Otherwise, early evidence could be destroyed and she didn’t want to take that risk. Then they would insert the mesh that would be heated up with RF energy to prevent future bleeding. So I signed the form and then was whisked away. They got me on the operating table, and the anesthesiologist told me he would start the drugs that would put me out, and I might feel a slight burning going up my arm. I thought to myself, “I’d better say some prayers,” and started the ‘Our Father’…and I think I made it most of the way through the ‘Hail Mary’, but I’m not sure. Next thing, I was waking up, thirsty as hell.
BR fed me ice chips. I was kind of dozing in and out and slightly nauseous, but I remember the doctor coming over and saying everything went great, and I may get one or two more cycles. But then…then I should be period-free the rest of my life! OMG, HAPPY DANCE TIME!!! It’s not 100% guaranteed, but the doctor said it’s a very good chance because of how everything looked. But at the very least, I shouldn’t have the heavy flow problems that I had been having.
OKAY GUY-FOLKS, YOU CAN START READING AGAIN HERE…HERE’S WHERE I GET NEKKID!!! So, at last I’m released to go home. The nurse wheels me out and we go through this hot, airless corridor. I’ve never been good at dealing with stifling heat, and my stomach started churning. Then we made it into the airless, shaky elevator. It was too much. In the previous post BR said that I tried to avoid throwing up on him or the nurse. Now, I’m kind, but not that generous. What I was doing was throwing up in the little pink, kidney-shaped bowl I had been given. BUT…it overflowed and went down my shirt and into my lap. By that time, the elevator had opened up and BR had gotten the car. The nurse asked me if I wanted to go back in and change, but there was NO WAY IN HELL that I was going back through that rickety elevator or airless hallway.
So…I opened the car door, faced in, and changed. The nurse held the towel behind me. I don’t know if I flashed anyone, and if BR is smart, he won’t tell me anyway. I do remember making the comment about showering with 50 women, although I hope I did say it was in the National Guard at boot camp, so the nurse won’t think I’m too weird. A little weird, maybe.
So we finally went on our way. I’m sure the nurse had a great story to tell when she went back in, bless her heart. I made it home, having BR only stopping once so I could throw up. In a church parking lot. I hope they’ll understand.
So, I’ve slept off and on. But less than 24 hours after the procedure, I’m pain-free. And very hopeful that the doctor has told Aunt Flo to stay the hell away!!! With relatives like that, who needs enemies, lol!
And thank you all for your thoughts and prayers. It’s nice to come home to find the well-wishes. Y’all are great! And so is my husband. I love you, BR!