Archive for the ‘Friends and Good Times’ Category

Summer Camp

Monday, July 12th, 2010

Parris Island style…that’s where Buck is, experiencing the joys of Marine Boot Camp.

Heh. That’ll teach him to ignore his chores.

Actually, he’s four years away yet from really getting a full taste of Uncle Sam’s finest summer retreat. Buck was invited with a few other boys from the Young Marines to experience a week there.

The captain that took them had earlier sent their supply list specifically mentioning NO electronics of any kind. But when we parents arrived to drop off the kids, the good captain asked who had cell phones. All the boys looked at each other and then replied that he had told them no cell phones or any other electronics.

“What?” he said. “You don’t have any ipods or anything like that?” The boys again looked at each other and told him ‘no’.

The captain got a strange look on his face…I think he meant they couldn’t take any electronic devices into Parris Island itself…and now he had an almost two-day trip with four restless teen boys with no electronic distractions.

We moms just stood back and laughed our asses off. We’ll see how brave the good captain is now! Besides, my generation survived plenty of long trips with nothing but books and the threat of Dad’s pulling the vehicle over to keep us quiet on the trip.

All the same, I’m glad it’s not me on the trip…

A Good Day

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010

Spent the day with a good teacher-friend? Check.

Ate a good breakfast (homemade breakfast burritos)? Check.

Wore my ‘Don’t Tread On Me’ Ranger-Up t-shirt? Check.

Cleaned her new guns? Check.

Went to the range and had a blast? Check.

Watch her dance around when brass came from the stand next to us and went down her shirt? Check.

Stopped on the way home for her to look at baby chicks? Check.

Three days into our official Spring Break finally having a REAL Spring Break that didn’t involve running errands for everybody else but us? Check.

Yep. A good day.

Happy Dance Time!

Sunday, March 14th, 2010

Eraserhead is home from college for Spring Break!

The Saints are Marching In!

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

They’re going to the Super Bowl, baby!!!

Happy Birthday, BR!

Tuesday, December 1st, 2009

I love you sweetheart…through it all, you’ve held my heart.

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I needed the laugh these pictures provided

Thursday, November 12th, 2009

power of pee

fear

marker

grapefruit

A Celebration is in Order

Thursday, November 5th, 2009

Dave got the job on a ‘Hail Mary’ pass…..

Calls for a round of the ‘Hallelujah Chorus’:

“I’m not afraid of guns anymore!”

Sunday, October 11th, 2009

The above words were uttered by a teacher-friend yesterday. She had the biggest grin on her face when she said it, too.

For my birthday, BR had given me a full-day training course on gun safety/shooting. I hadn’t grown up around guns, and BR was wary of teaching me bad habits he may have picked up. I convinced two teacher friends to join me. One is a widow who lives alone, and the other is thinking of the future and moving to some remote property. The latter is the one who made the remark at the end of the day. It’s not that she was a fearful of a gun in and of itself…it’s just that she hasn’t been around them much and had no clue how to handle one.

And the other teacher friend (the widow) had a hard time with loading a magazine (she managed to load one with all the bullets backwards), and she had an unorthodox stance….BUT she got the tightest groupings of the three of us.

I learned a better grip/hold than I have been using. And we have plans to go back to the range again soon to practice what we’ve learned.

Heh. Take that Sean Hannity and all you conservative talk-show hosts who think teachers are nothing but liberal-indoctrinating, gun-fearing wussies. We teachers will be able to kick some ass when the need arises. And still teach that ‘In God We Trust’ is our national motto…and yes, Sean Hannity, that IS in our Social Studies book!!!

Oh, oh, oh…I nearly forgot the best piece of advice I got yesterday. The instructor asked us what we have for defense in the classroom in the event of an intruder/lockdown. The answers ranged from ‘nothing’ to ‘a baseball bat’. (Remember, we can’t carry a gun at school.) He then gave us an idea for the best defense tool in that situation….wasp spray. You can shoot from 20 feet away, and it works sort of like mace, only without having to be within a couple of feet of the intruder. Nothing like a little bit of empowerment. We’ve had a few lockdowns in the past, and it’s a scary thing to be huddled in the corner with 20 or so scared little kids knowing you’re physically unlikely to be able to defend them in a worse-case scenario. This one small idea helped so much. Not as much as a gun in the hands of a trained, law-abiding citizen. But at least it’s something better to help protect the kids than just cowering in the corner.

All in all, we had an AWESOME day!

PLACES Everybody! Quiet… HERE SHE COMES!!

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Shhh!!  Get ready!  She’s on her way home from school right now.  You know what to do when she walks through the door…

Wait for it…

NOW!!

Happy Birthday, Sweetheart – I love you!! :)

(Sorry, I couldn’t find a more appropriate Babylon 5 birthday video, Kitten. But hey, it’s in Klingon… That counts for something, yes?)

The Goob is Back!

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

UPDATE!!! Now with pictures (see below)!!!!

Our wayward soldier is back in town! Woot! and Double-Woot!

We went to the airport Friday night to greet him, and another family was there to greet their returning soldier, too! We chatted, and the mother of that soldier was literally bouncing around in anticipation. She and her family had small flags to wave, and we had posters (the letters were camouflage-colored; one poster said ‘Welcome Back, Goob!’ and the other ‘Our hero wears camouflage’).

It was interesting to watch the other passengers’ reactions as they came down the concourse and saw the waiting families…many smiled, but a few frowned at us and gave us severe looks. Up theirs.

Anyway, Goob finally made it down the concourse and there was much yelling and laughing and tears.

While we were waiting for luggage, several people came up to Goob to tell him ‘thank you’. One woman came to say ‘thank you’, and she apologized for being teary-eyed…she was moved by our pride in Goob. And since then, Goob has been thanked by other strangers, one even buying his lunch (at a seafood place…Goob wanted some fresh seafood, it being in short supply in AZ).

Anyway…today he and BR and Buck will be heading for the shooting range for some fun in the sun…redneck style. (I don’t get to go…*pout*…I have to go be the representative at a different family gathering.)

But Goob is home!!!!!
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A Battle Cry!

Sunday, August 16th, 2009

Yes, yes, yes! I need a battle cry! As a member of that restless mob that threatens Obama and his ilk, I definitely need a battle cry. And courtesy of LeeAnn, I have found one:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Sprinting amidst the cliffs, swinging a studded crowbar, cometh Mrs. Who! And she gives a mighty bellow:

“I’m going to torment you until the laws of physics are violated!”

Find out!
Enter username:
Are you
a girl, or
a guy ?

created by beatings : powered by monkeys

Oh, yes, oh yes, come and get violated!

Wait. That didn’t come out right.

Heh. :twisted:

Zing! Went the strings of my heart…

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Many, many women (mostly older) LOVE Andre Rieu. Love his soulful eyes, love his hair, love his talent on the violin, love his eyes…(I said that last part twice in memory of my m-i-l…she loved Andre’s eyes.)

Not to be rude, but move over, Andre. There’s a new violinist in town. MY kind of violinist.

Check out these two videos. The first is more classical (Bizet’s Carmen) but with a twist. The second…well, listen to it you children of the 80s, and see if you recognize it.

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When I’m Old…

Monday, June 15th, 2009

I want to have the aplomb to act like this.

Cousins

Sunday, June 7th, 2009

My mom sent me this picture from a family gathering from about 15 years ago. Eraserhead is in this picture with all his cousins…lots of fun growing up on the Gulf Coast. I know my mom didn’t take this picture, because she has a fear of water and would have been freaking out having the kids sitting *gasp* over the water!!! With no restraints tying them to the docks, and no life jackets to protect them from the ankle-deep water beneath the pier! My poor mom.

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All I ask is a tall ship, and a star to sail her by. *

Thursday, June 4th, 2009

On Monday, I will be touring this ship:

elcano
(clicking on the picture will take you to the article)

I will be taking Buck and a friend of his to tour the Juan Sebastian de Elcano. I know they’ll be going to look at a sailing ship, to see its workings, ponder at the majesty of a wooden ship, and imagine what it would be like to work below decks.

I’ll be thinking about those things, too. But I’ll also be checking out (only with my eyes) the Spanish sailors. Heh.

*John Masefield, poet

Gifts from the Heart

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

Times are indeed tough, but the members of our Armed Services and their families make sacrifices beyond monetary value. If you can spare anything to help these ladies who are making a difference in the military lives, thank you.

Go here to From Chaos to Serendipity and help Sticks. She’s raising money for Fisher House, which provides a place for military families while their loved one recovers.

DaGoddess is also helping to provide military families with professional photos to help provide an album of precious memories.

Both ladies are giving the gift of time to their projects, which is a very special commodity in these days. Thank you, ladies.

Sweet and Loud

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

Mother’s Day recap:

*Got a book I wanted (Ambulance Driver‘s “En Route“…thanks, BR)

*Got to see a play I wanted to (I left the house ALONE…Woo-Hoo!)

*Got a phone call from Goob. Goob, with whom I probably spoke 10 civil words the week before he left…mostly screaming matches.  Goob, whom had pretty much been brain-washed by the deviants in Utah to think that their perverted life-style was normal and loving, and I was the anti-Christ who helped to steal them from an adoring family.  Goob, whom had never, ever in the intervening seven years, even with calling his bio-mom ever nasty word under the sun, never said ‘love’ to me in any way, shape, or form.  Goob called on Sunday…to wish me Happy Mother’s Day, and to say “I love you.”

*AND, I got a poem from my younger stepson, Buck.  Buck, whom has a learning disability with language.  For whom writing (which I worked with every summer to the dismay and hair-pulling from each of us) has been the bane of his existance because of his earlier speech struggles…a beautiful poem he wrote in school.  It has typos and unusual phrasings…and it’s one of the most beautiful things I have ever received.  (click to see it*)

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Happy Mother’s Day!

Saturday, May 9th, 2009

New Design?

Sunday, March 29th, 2009

Do you like it?  Hate it?

Let me know! Thank you very much.

A Blue Streak

Saturday, March 21st, 2009

Before you read this post over at Sticks’ place, be sure you read the HoZ post below where my son wrote about his tux experience.   And then go to Sticks’ place.  Maybe you won’t laugh like I did, but OMG that chick deserves a medal!

(Oh, and Sticks…I have a similar picture with Eraserhead’s daddy…I’m trying to find it!)

A Happy….

Thursday, February 19th, 2009

BR has been out of town since Sunday.  Wasn’t supposed to come home till tomorrow.

But I got a phone call.  Guess who is on his way home right now?

There’ll be some woo-hoo in Whoville tonight!

You Go, Bush 41!

Saturday, January 31st, 2009

H/T to Southern Appeal

Happy New Year!

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

A blessing for you on this day of new beginnings:

The Lord bless you and keep you.  The Lord let his face shine upon you and be gracious to you.  The Lord look kindly upon you and give you peace.

-(from chapter 6 of the Book of Numbers, read on the feast day of Mary, Mother of God…which is today!).

Guess what, guess what, guess what?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

Guess what I had in my classroom today?

Real, live Marines.  Fresh from Parris Island!  One of my coworker’s sons had just graduated this past weekend and came to pay us a visit.  My students and I had written letters to him while he was at Boot Camp, and he came to say thank you, AND he brought a buddy with him.

Jealous, aren’t you?  Heh.

I think my students were a little bit in awe, or maybe intimidated.  Usually my class is a bunch of magpies: chatter, chatter, chatter.

Those two Marines walked in and the kids’ eyes went big and wide and mouths dropped open.  Two tall good-looking Marines in their dress blues towering over them.

My class was quiet, and Marines were in charge.  Today was a good day.

2009 Fireman Calendar

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Nekkid version:

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Nobody but us gun-owners here, bitterly clinging to our guns

Saturday, October 25th, 2008

I apologize for not posting much lately.  I’ve been so extremely busy…pretty much just coming home to sleep.

BR got the attention of the neighbors today while I was at the store.  He heard some shots out back in the woods behind us, so he decided to show his firepower, too.  (Actually, he used it as an excuse to shoot MY new gun that I haven’t had a chance to shoot yet…*pout*).

Apparently after BR shot my new, rather loud .45, the neighbor across the street looked out his window and saw a hooded figure running down the street.  His brother-in-law (from a few houses down) heard the gun shots also, and got. freaked. out. (more on that in a minute.)

The hooded figure turned out to be another neighbor investigating what happened. (What can I say, I live in a neighborhood where people run toward the gunfire…not away.) The freaked out brother-in-law conferred with neighbor-across-the-street, heard about the hooded figure, and got really worked up.  Even when the hooded figure was found out to be another neighbor.  I do want to state that gunfire is not uncommon in my neighborhood.  No, not because of gangs or anything like that.  Just redneck gun-owners who occasionally fire their weapons out in the woods.

Shortly after this, I came home.  BR told me about how sweet my new gun was (he had fun blowing up water-bottles in an old stump).  As I came back out to unload some stuff from my vehicle, the two neighbor guys came in my yard asking if I knew about the gunfire.  I said yes, that one set was somebody out in the woods, and that the other was my husband.

B-I-L neighbor guy got freaked out.  He started telling me I couldn’t shoot here.  That ‘they have places’ to shoot at.  I replied that we were supposed to go to the shooting range today but too much came up.   I also told him we were outside of city limits, and we were on our property not aiming towards any houses.  He said it was a neighborhood, and therefore we couldn’t be shooting.  He had his daughter and her baby in a house down the road, and that there were other kids in the neighborhood.  I told him I had kids too, and that we don’t shoot in any way that could affect other residents.  Not that we do it on any regular basis anyway…maybe once a year.

He reiterated that it was a neighborhood and we can’t shoot.  That there never has been any shooting in this neighborhood.  I’m sure my jaw dropped at this point, because that is so untrue.  Especially as hunting season gets ready to start.  I told him I’ve lived here since ’02 and have regularly heard gunshots.  He said he’s lived here since ’98 and NEVER heard any shooting.  The guy needs his hearing checked.  Of course, he doesn’t live on the edge of the woods like we do, so I guess it’s possible, especially if he stays inside a lot.

At one point, I broke into this guys’ diatribe asking him if he owns a gun.  “What??” he asked, as if I spoke a foreign language.  I repeated the question, and he kind of paused and said, ‘Yes’.  Maybe he thought I was going to challenge him to a duel or something…who knows.  But then he went right back that it was a neighborhood and we couldn’t shoot here.  I told him if I were to learn we legally couldn’t, then of course we wouldn’t shoot.  But otherwise, we had the right to fire our own weapons on our own property.  The guy asked if we wouldn’t so his family would be safe, and I told him we don’t shoot in an unsafe manner.

The across-the-street neighbor and his b-i-l neighbor finally left, the b-i-l dialing on his cell phone.  I started back home, but the across-the-street neighbor’s one-eyed dachshund followed me to my gate so I led the poor thing back to his yard.  The neighbor was out in his yard, and he kind of apologized, saying he got scared seeing the hooded figure right after the shooting.  I told him that of course that was understandable.  He said he didn’t call the cops or anything.  I told him that it’d be fine if he did…he has to do whatever is necessary to take care of his family.  Then he looked down the street and saw two cars headed our way.  He said that he thought it was the cops, but that he didn’t call them.  I reiterated that it was fine if he did.  My philosophy has always been that if you’re not doing anything wrong, you don’t have anything to worry about.

It was two highway patrol cars that showed up.  I walked out to the street to meet them.  The deputy asked if I knew what was happening.  I told him someone was shooting in the woods, and then shortly after that my husband was shooting my new .45.  The cop kind of smiled about that, told me to be sure to shoot away from residents.  I told him ‘of course’, and then thanked him.  He and his buddy then left.  Maybe to go talk to freaked-out neighbor and tell him tough shit about our shooting.

I hate that we’ve pissed off and scared a neighbor.  Especially since his sister is a judge.  Who also lives in this neighborhood.  But I bet she’s heard gunfire before.

And I’m pissed. In the interest of neighborliness, *I* didn’t go back and fire my gun, and I was so ready to.   So maybe next weekend we will hit the range and I can play with my new buddy.

Pictures of my new buddy later.

Happy Dance Time!

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

Some of the best damn news I’ve heard in awhile:  hie thee to LeeAnn’s and read about the arrival of some happy, happy tidings of great joy.

Happy Birthday to Roses!

Monday, September 15th, 2008

She asked for birthday poems, but with these rules:

Here are my rules:
1) You must include the words “birthday” and “Roses”;
2) It must be funny;
3) Bonus points for including your own name and/or blog name.

Unfortunately, I couldn’t find my muse, and this is all I could come up with:


Roses ain’t red,

And Roses ain’t blue,

‘Cause she has birthday wishes

From Mrs. Who

 

Happy 42nd Birthday, Roses!

Happy Dance Time

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

I feel like doing this:

I had my blammogram today…no changes! No changes for a year and a-half now!! It means I don’t have to go every six months like I’ve been doing. Still have to go once a year, but it’s good news!

Oh, and when the nurse was doing my pre-blammogram questionnaire, she asked me if I was having any problems with my breasts. “Oh, yes,” I said. She paused, pen ready to take notes. I continued. “Yeah, I have a problem with the way they’re wanting to look at my feet.” But it’s so much better than cancer. Underwire can be a woman’s best friend. It keeps the girls in place while I do my happy dance!!

So near and yet…

Saturday, August 16th, 2008

Despite a crazy morning, BR and I decided we would be able to drive over into the Florida panhandle and visit WB who was visiting her cousin there.

It promised to be fun. It promised to be cool. It promised to be delicious. Food, libation, beach. Good times in the making with WB and Sherlock.

And I looked good. Well, as good as a pleasingly plump middle-aged woman can look. Make-up was perfect. Cute little diamond Harley Davidson earrings were perfect (thank you BR!). And my hair…my hair was perfect. My hair is never perfect. But despite its being a humid day, my hair was awesome. I have a gray streak on the right side of my hairline. Most of the time, it looks like I’ve crawled through cobwebs in the attic. But tonight, it looked like a sophisticated swirl (sometimes people ask me if I color a gray streak in my hair…duh!). But I felt good to be meeting some blog-friends for the first time.

We were underway and I started patting my pockets. Looking for the credit card. Realizing with dread that I left it in our other vehicle after I put gas in it. Which was at that moment being driven the opposite direction from us, since some of the kids were driving to a play.

Crap. Crap crap crap crap crap. We would need gas. We would need that credit card. By the time we could get to the other vehicle, it would be too late to go to see WB.

All dressed up and no place to go.

Crap.

I’m so sorry we missed our visit, WB…we will try again, I promise. You and Sherlock be careful driving home. Don’t let Fay mess with you, now.