House of Zathras

I’ve seen this meme everywhere, but actually swiped it from The Real Dave.  It’s ‘Finish the Sentence’.  I think most people have done this one…but feel free to try it if you haven’t.

1. My uncle once: made my cousins (his kids) eat their whole meal before they could drink their tea.  Hell, I think it was more than once…it was every meal.

2. Never in my life: will I forgive certain people.

3. When I was five: I directed my mother on how to get home on the drive from Brunswick, GA to Pensacola, FL

4. High school was: something I‘d rather not do again.

5. I will never forget: certain pains…

6. Once I met: Johnny and June Cash

7. There’s this girl I know: who has a nipple ring

8. Once, at a bar:  my friends and I got the male strippers to buy us all drinks.  Oh, and we were all under 18.

9. By noon, I’m usually: ready to go home  

10. Last night: we had to call a tow truck for my husband’s 10-year old, 200,000+ mile truck

11. If only I had: the winning lottery ticket.

12. Next time I go to church: I’ll have to be a lector.

13. What worries me most: my children getting hurt

14. When I turn my head left I see: a comfortable chair piled with paperwork

15. When I turn my head right I see:  BR’s computer table

16. You know I’m lying when: I can’t remember what I said. 

17. What I miss most about the Eighties is: being skinny

18. If I were a character in Shakespeare I’d be: one of the Weird Sisters

19. By this time next year: I’ll probably be sitting here in the same chair, typing on the same computer

20. A better name for me would be:  Mrs. Procrastinator

21. I have a hard time understanding: Liberals

22. If I ever go back to school:  as much as I’d like to, I don’t see this happening

23. You know I like you if: I make you cookies

24. If I ever won an award, the first person I would thank would be: my family

25. Take my advice: Don’t take my advice

26. My ideal breakfast is: pancakes

27. A song I love but do not have is: All of them.  Don’t have many cds, and I don’t have any kind of mp3 player

28. If you visit my hometown, I suggest you:  visit the beaches and Ft. Pickens

29. Why won’t people: stop using their cell phones in stores and restaurants and stuff

30. If you spend a night at my house: you’d probably never do it again

31. I’d stop my wedding so: people could get drunk first.  Including me.

32. The world could do without: Oh, I can’t even begin to name them….

33. I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: vote for Obama

34. My favorite blonde(s) is/are: no one.  I prefer brunettes

35. Paper clips are more useful than: Liberal Democrats

36. If I do anything well it’s: nag

37. I can’t help but: nag

38. I usually cry: at children’s programs

39. My advice to my child/nephew/niece:  communicate with your parents

40. And by the way:  I turned 43 this past week. 

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