House of Zathras

Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you.

1.  Your Name:  Mrs. Who

-Mrs. Who isn’t defined yet.  Well, that would be hard to do.  Heh.

2.  Your Age:  43

– A number used by the Lucky clothing company (among others) which stands for “Fuck You” or “Fuck Off”, since “fuck” has 4 letters and “you”/”off” have 3 letters.  It sure as hell makes me feel better about being 43!

3.  One of your friends:  Pam (Holy crap there’s a lot of definitions for this name.)

-Valium, or any one of several similar drugs.  And you wonder why she’s my friend!

4.  What you should be doing:  Cleaning

- The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent. I guess I’m done, then.

5.  Favorite color:  lavender

-A pejorative term for an effeminate heterosexual male. Lavender does NOT describe homosexual men; it is solely used to describe straight men who exhibit female qualities.  Umm, I think I need to change my favorite color.

6.  Birthplace:  Pensacola

-Small city on the tip of the panhandle in Northwest Florida. Founded by Spanish settlers in the 1600s, the city had been used primarily as a port and coastal defense asset. Since then, it has developed and attracted numerous military bases. Pensacola and the surrounding area is home to the Navy’s flight demonstration squadron, the Blue Angels, primary flight training for Naval Aviators and Flight Officers, as well as advanced training for Navy helicopter pilots and jet flight officers.
Pensacola is known for its sugar-sand beaches, numerous golf courses (including the Moors, host of the annual Blue Angel Classic), and exciting downtown night life. Popular locations incluce Pensacola Beach, Perdido Key, Seville Quarter, McGuire’s, O’Reillys, Flounders, Bamboo Willies, Brews Brothers, and many others.
Pensacola has numerous ethnic restaraunts, as well as Southern flavors, a bustling regional airport, two malls, rapid urban and suburban growth, a dedicated interstate, a greyhound track, motor speedway, 30,000+ person civic center, fairgrounds, and no less than 6 Wal-Marts in the general vicinity.

Interesting facts: Escambia County, Pensacola’s home, has the highest number of churches per capita than any other county in Florida.  That’s cuz it’s almost Alabama.

7.  Your nickname:  I don’t think I have one…’bitch’ doesn’t really count here, does it?

8.  Your birthmonth:  September

-a month with a nice temperature and everything but it’s when school starts   Yeah, and the teachers ain’t too happy about it, either.

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N.B.  Okay, so I didn’t use the ‘first’ definition like the rules said.  See #2 above if you have a problem with that!!!

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Meme courtesy of Chromed Curses (love the logo at her site!  And I know BR would too, being the Harley guy that he is.)

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