How to get a good, quick work-out
Take about 100 pounds of ADHD (otherwise known as ShitDamnDog, our Golden Retriever) to the vet.
She loves going to the vet. She gets more attention than she ever does at home. That’s because it takes the vet and two assistants to hold her down to give shots…take out stitches…etc. She LOVES that attention. SDD wags her tail the whole time she’s at the vet.
And she’s the only one of our animals that truly deserves the attention. Here she is welcoming the greatest pisser in the world:
But SDD really needs 8 year-old twin boys to fully appreciate her and give HER the workout. She’d love that. She deserves that.
We truly don’t deserve her because we don’t give her the attention she needs. At least the little pisser keeps her company.