Deadly Weapons

Apparently, dogtags are deadly weapons.  The Goob and Mrs. Goob-to-be had the joy of the POTUS visiting their neck of the woods today.  And…they couldn’t wear their dogtags.  Because one could shank somebody with it.

I don’t think President Bush ever had to worry about that.

8 Responses to “Deadly Weapons”

  1. Lemon Stand Says:

    A presidential visit? Really? (bet you didn’t bother cleaning the kitchen, living room or bathroom…) ;P

  2. pam Says:

    From what I’ve read, they take the oddest precautions with that man; you have to wonder where his head is at if his own military cannot wear their identifiers. It’s surreal.

  3. Andy Says:

    No shit? Really???

    What a pussy…

  4. Mrs. Who Says:

    LS: Nope…but the Goob got a very nice sunburn from waiting in the sun.

    Pam: That man has no respect for the military. And doesn’t care what he’s doing to them, because they’re just peons to him.

    Andy: Seriously…and no other metal objects, like flashlights…forget any guns.

  5. LC Aggie Sith Says:

    Dogtags can kill, but we can carry knitting needles on a plane.

    I swear, Obama is a better Nixon than Nixon ever was. He’s also a better Carter.

  6. Erinyes Says:

    You can slit someone’s throat with a credit card. Did they take your credit cards, too?

  7. SOYLENT GREEN Says:

    Any chance we can get him to review those Egyptian troops that loved Sadat so much. The Muslim Brotherhood has probably made them generals.
    That would be must-see TV.

    BTW, great place you have here. Into the blogroll with ye.

  8. Rita Says:

    Is this true??? That’s both hilarious and sad all at the same time.

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