House of Zathras

…comes some really bizarre stuff.

I have a student who has difficulties with articulation.  It’s very hard to understand him at times.

One day after lunch I was carrying my empty plastic-ware container that had held spaghetti.  There were still a few streaks of sauce in it.  This particular child saw it, and asked what it was.  I absently told him it had held my lunch.  He seemed to be thinking for a moment, maybe about  his own school lunch which had been lasagna.  Then he asked me (remember, he has a speech problem), “Oh, was it vaginza?”

I swear to God, I couldn’t say anything for a moment. It sounded like a weird mingling of ‘bedazzled vagina’.

I may never be able to eat spaghetti or lasagna again.

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