Meanwhile, at Swamprot Elementary…
Upset little boy: Mrs. Who, Mrs. Who, Suzy just told me that girls go to school to get smarter, and boys go to school to get dumber.
Mrs. Who: Suzy, did you say that boys go to school to get dumber?
Perky little girl: I wasn’t saying anything to him.
Upset little boy: Yes, you is! Yes, you is saying boys get dumber!!!
Mrs. Who: *facepalming while thinking: game, set, and match to the little girl.*