I’ve missed my 15 minutes of fame!
has stolen it: how dare she take my tick syphilis and become a new and interesting statistic with it!!!! That should have been my claim to fame!
Ummm….that’s not quite how I meant it to sound.
But …all the symptoms of Lyme disease, but never tested positive for it. Took the awful damn medicine for it, however…awful, awful stuff.
Now excuse me. I’ll be sitting by the phone, waiting for the apology call from Johns Hopkins’. Or the Mayo Clinic. Either one will do. Maybe I’ll get a disease named after me!
Hey…I’ll take what fame I can get at my age!