No, after you
I was in Wally-World today. I only had 13 items, so I went to the 20-or-less lane. I glanced behind me, and saw a gentleman with only one item, a big-screen television.
Me: You only have one item. You can go ahead of me.
Man: Oh, no, that’s okay. I’m off today, so I have time.
Me: Well, I’m a teacher, and I’m off most of the summer, so go ahead.
Man: You’re a teacher? Oh, no, you need to be home as much as you can and put up your feet.
He was too old for me to give him my daughter’s number. Oh, well.