Dear Goob and Buck:
Goob: Those women at church who only ask about you out of their guilt (I think that is how you phrased it), must be feeling guilty again.
Your former bus driver asked about you tonight, as well as another little old lady. Told them you were out of the Army now, but that you liked your current city and decided to stay there. The second lady said, “Oh, he’s a man!” I certainly hope so.
Buck: Offering an additional sum of money (via text) to gain the truck isn’t the deal. Keep that money and use it for tires the truck desperately needs. But remember, the original deal was that you would be responsible around the house and make Cs or above in school. That pissed you off enough that you moved out. Your dad then relayed the new deal, since you broke the original one by moving out. Make Cs or above till the end of this school year (when you graduate), get your license, and have insurance ready. Then Dad will meet you at the Courthouse and sign the truck over to you.
Other than that, how have you boys been doing? Remember, if you need help, we’ll do what we can. Otherwise, I’ll leave you both alone. No more texted good-night blessings, no more contacting you about mail that comes (since y’all aren’t replying to my texts about the previous mail you’ve received). I’ll leave you alone.
God bless you both.