Must learn to bite my tongue more often..
I was at the grocery store tonight, having my groceries rung up. A gentleman comes up behind me and starts placing his groceries on the conveyer belt.
Cashier: I’m sorry sir, but I’m closed.
Gentleman: Oh, okay, I’ll go to another register.
Me: *Looks around, sees no ‘register closed sign’, and the light is still on the numbered lamp above the register.* But ma’am, your light is still on. There’s no sign. It looks like you’re open.
Cashier: *laughs* I’m open. I’m just giving him a hard time.
Gentleman: She (meaning me) was ready to fight for me!
Cashier: Guess I’m glad she’s not carrying a gun. *laughs*
Me: Who says I’m not?
Cashier: *blink, blink*
Gentleman: *blink, blink*